[dreaming on]

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Ваабщето кровь со временем темнеет....так что скунуть тогда в кровь надо было......за неделю до вручения валентинки.....а вапще...лучще самому сделать...я вапще готишных валентинок не видела.....поэтому сама делала...хотя.....такие делала токо тем.кто поймет.....нафига не готам валентинка с кровью???испугаюца еще....ведь многие кровь вапще не переносят......а про кровь на валентинке идея классная.....да и вапще....с чего взяли,что готам в обяз надо кровь??Желательно.....но не обязательно.....каждому готу по разному......ну...мне вот желательно))люблю кровь......ну ладно.не буду вас травмировать....а то еще испугаетесь.....а это плохо......кто то мне написал что крови боица...а чо ее бояца?Она чо,съест???Сожжет вас??вы можно сказать из нее состоите....это часть вас.......без нее вы даж существовать не будете....а говорите БЯКА!!!часть вас....бяка!!!НЕ ПОВЕРЮ!!!)

Весьма интересно Интересно эмо куда свои валентинки опускают? в слезки или сопли?

[Зэна]

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Весьма интересно Интересно эмо куда свои валентинки опускают? в слезки или сопли?

Это наверно надо у них и спросить) Хотя я даже побаиваюсь ответа...мало ли)

[PoisonGirl]

ха-ха-ха...ну вы ребята жжоте!!гениальная идея...по моему в слезки.сопли,слюнки одновременно...или не так??

[Зэна]

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ха-ха-ха...ну вы ребята жжоте!!гениальная идея...по моему в слезки.сопли,слюнки одновременно...или не так??

))))) очень даже может быть) чесно говоря я такую валентинку явно не пожелала получить)))) уж лучше в крови)

[PoisonGirl]

Это точно.....подумать только:сопливая...слюнявая валентинка....бееееееееее

[dreaming on]

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Это точно.....подумать только:сопливая...слюнявая валентинка....бееееееееее

каждому свое, им возможно это и приятно (:

[PoisonGirl]

ну,да,))

[Darkest Hour]

нда ребят нашли тематику...14 февраля уже прошло))лучше бы о 23 февраля поговорили)))

[Дафна]

ой,я так рада,я так рада)) мне сейчас пишут "вы не можете добавлять отзыв, так как добавили слишком много за последние 24 часа", но как только смогу - я обязательно понижу всем на этой странице репу по максимому моих сих)
добавить своих соплей и слюней)

[LARG]

А если на рубашку тонкую, марлю наложить, она 100% не сгарит? А-то прошлый опыт без марли неудачный был, боюсь уже
када гладишь всмысле

[alLachka]

намочи её))))

[Шутка гения]

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намочи её))))

Ой,хахахахахахаха!И утюг!=)))))))))))))))

[LARG]

Не. на утюг я плюнул, проверил как разогрелса

[Шутка гения]

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Не. на утюг я плюнул, проверил как разогрелса

Эт не прально,надо к щеке прикладывать...=))

[PoisonGirl]

парьтесь:1. WHAT IS IT: TO KNOW THE COUNTRY? Who can be considered, in your opinion, as an expert in regional geography:
1. A guide to his country knowing well all sights?
2. A connoisseur of customs and traditions of his country?
3. A linguist like Pr. Higgins from ”Pygmalion” by Bernard Show?
4. Your version.
Prove your opinion in the form of a treatise.
GB has a long and rich history. Because of that there are a lot of old magnificent castles, cathedrals, palaces and other places of interests there. So, GB is one of the most popular countries for tourists. In GB the tourists are everywhere, especially in famous places. It means that they want to know everything about these places, their history and geographic position. And who knows everything about it? Of course it’s a guide! These people have been trained specially to show tourists the sights of England and to tell them exhaustive information about them. They do it every day! So, they certainly have to know every stone in their native country. So, in my opinion guides can really be considered the experts in regional geography.

2. POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE EMOTIONS. There are events, places and phenomena in a country one can be proud of, however, there are also those ones which arise a shame. Which phenomena (political, economic, historical, war etc.) having been taken place or happening nowadays in Great Britain, arise the feelings as follows:
Admiration–
Joy–
Surprise-
Delight–
Curiosity-
Pride-
Sorrow-
Depression-
Indignation-
Horror-
Fear-
Low spirits-
(You may continue)
Explain your answer.
The death of Princess Diana arouses sorrow. Her charity activities, generosity, sincerity and love for people deserve admiration. On the contrary, the behavior of the reporters and photographers before and after her death evokes indignation. The way the royal family treated her makes me sympathize with the princess and disapprove of Prince Charles. However the role of the monarchy, the Queen and the royal family is very important in the country. People love their Queen. The monarchy and the traditions connected with it bring pride and dignity to the Nation.
The book ”Harry Potter” by Joann Rowling makes me and millions of fans feel delighted and joyful. And the fact that Joann Rowling has become one of the richest people in the world and even richer than the Queen arouses the feelings of surprise and curiosity.
The Britain’s history of the medieval times brings horror and fear as it was the time of blood, tortures, beheaded people, illnesses and deaths.


3. THE SPEAKER. You turned out to be in the Hide Park’s Speaker Corner. Represent your speech in English on a subject: ”Modern Relations of Russia and Britain”

Ladies and gentlemen! Attention please!! I’m a Russian tourist, who came to England to visit my friends and to see the famous English sights. It was my dream to come here and now it has come true. But it wasn’t an easy matter to come here! There were a lot of obstacles I had to overcome and the main obstacle was the strained relationship of Russia and Britain for the last year. I’m really sorry that the problems which arose not long ago cause misunderstanding and make our relations worse. But why should we, ordinary people, be in charge of what politicians do? They have to find some solutions and let all people live in peace and harmony together. Russian people are for peace and friendship between all nations. Let us be free to come and go! Hurray!!!

4. INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF THE RUSSIANS IN AUSTRALIA. Of course, you know the film ”incredible adventures of the Italians in Russia”. Imagine that you and your friends prepare for the expedition to Australia during one or two weeks. Compose your research plan on this time. You are in Australia… One day the next point of your plan has been broken by the extraordinary event. What was happened? Write the diary of the expedition’s participant.
The 1st day of the expedition.
Dear diary, Michal, Sveta, Den, Nastya and me have just come to Australia. We are really happy because Australia is a fascinating country. It’s full of strange and wonderful places, unusual animals and amazing culture. During these two weeks we are going to visit the most beautiful places of Australia.
Tomorrow we’ll visit ”Outback” – the flat centre of Australia. After that we’re going to see the Uluru. Of course these expeditions will take a lot of our time. So, the third expedition will be to the Great Barrier Reef – the largest coral reef in the world.
The 2nd day of the expedition.
We’ve seen the Outback. It’s so beautiful! On the way to the Outback we saw a big dry lake and a river… We were really sad: we would have problems with drinking water!! We saw a kangaroo! It was a very big animal, so we were afraid of it… Luckily, it didn’t see us.
The 3d day of the expedition.
We’ve finally found some water!!! But it was a very dangerous adventure: while we were getting water from the river a crocodile decided to cross the river. We were very frightened and shocked!! It was so big and cruel!!! It could attack us!!! Oh, my God…
The 4th day of the expedition.
We’ve seen eucalyptus trees and koalas on them!! It was the first time we’d seen this innocent animal!!! They were so nice…..It will be a very dangerous way: we’ll have to go through a desert...We must to store some water…
The 5th day of the expedition.
IT’S THE WORST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!! The temperature in that cruel desert is…..50 degrees!!! The sand is so hot……My friends want to go faster but I can’t: I’m too exhausted…
The 6th day of the expedition.
We’ve finally reached the Uluru… It’s a really great mountain!! I’ve taken a lot of photos of this mountain. We’ve seen when it’s colour changes from yellow to gold, red and then purple. The aborigines believe that it’s full of spirits that created the world! About aborigines…near this mountain there is a very strange camp…I’m afraid of it. It always seems that somebody is watching us…Terrible place.
The 7th day of the expedition.
I hear a very strange noise…. What is it? Fires? Who are these people? Oh, my God! We have to run away! These aborigines are attacking us! Save our souls! AAAAHHHHHHH………………
The end.

5. MODERN SLANG. Modern slang is a widely spread phenomenon. Analyze the speech of modern American youth at English forums. Which of the events of a social life can affect the formation of that language, in your opinion? Give a link to the forum page where these messages are placed.
Teens use slang especially at forums. For example:
<PoisonGirl>- Wanna cotch down my yard?
(MissMurder)- Well…it’s a nuff sick idea… Will your bluds come?
<PoisonGirl>- Hmmm…yes.
(MissMurder)- In that case I have to get ready…
<PoisonGirl>- Stop!! I will be waiting for you only at 8 p.m. And now only 6 p.m!
(MissMurder)- Turn on a TV…and watch MTW 
<PoisonGirl>- Crumbs! That girl is choong, blud!
(MissMurder)- Year…What do you think about her chops?
<PoisonGirl>- It’s lash… What about your BF?
(MissMurder)- MOS
<PoisonGirl>- And what? Oh…sorry… What does she want? 
(MissMurder)- She wants me to do mo homework…
<PoisonGirl> - Homework? Nah…that’s long, blud.
(MissMurder)- I know…I’m afraid I can’t cotch down with you and your friends…
<PoisonGirl>- Your mum is a really swag woman!
(MissMurder)- Oh…G2G…by…
<PoisonGirl>- By…
I think slang has always been in teenagers’ speech. But the last twenty years the usage of it has grown dramatically. I suppose it’s connected with the development of the computers and the growth of the Internet. Teens use slang when they communicate on the Internet to make their speech shorter and simpler. American teenagers talk and text using slang that puzzles their parents and teachers. Sometimes adults don’t understand a single word!
Even more confusing for parents is that teenspeak changes all the time and it’s not the same from teen to teen. Firstly, it depends much on what kind of music they like. If they are into hip-hop, for example, they’ll be more influenced by hip-hop’s slang. If they are into rock, they’ll be more influenced by rocker’s words. It also depends on the way that the teens are brought up by their parents and educated at school. When a child reads a lot, communicates with his parents and often discusses his problems with them his speech is more correct.

[alLachka]

PoisonGirl, ты что издеваешься? Не нада травмировать мою детскую душу такими зрелищами

[PoisonGirl]

Да я не издеваюсь))Это я такое вчера да 1 ночи делала)))вот ужас то!!!

[Mars Attacks]

О! великая радость, что я вэтом ужосе не учавствовала))) твоя работа еще раз подтвердила это)

[PoisonGirl]

да уж...такой кошмар был........вот эх и эх...взяла,и увельнула!!!!

[Mars Attacks]

почему же увельнула? меня просто не смогли заставить)